What To Do After The Job Interview When You're Standing In A Closet That You Thought Was The Exit

What To Do After The Job Interview When You're Standing In A Closet That You Thought Was The Exit

Mumbling Along To a Song You Don't Really Know

Mumbling Along To a Song You Don't Really Know

But that 15 second part you do know is coming and you're gonna own that.

If I Make You Breakfast In Bed, A Simple 'Thank You' Is All I Need

If I Make You Breakfast In Bed, A Simple 'Thank You' Is All I Need

Not all this 'how did you get in my house?' business.

So How Was School?

So How Was School?

A leopard sitting in the front seat turned back looking in the back seat.

That Awkward Moment When Everyone Is Serious and You Start Laughing

That Awkward Moment When Everyone Is Serious and You Start Laughing

We All Think We're Pretty Smart Until We Try to Turn on Someone Else's Shower

We All Think We're Pretty Smart Until We Try to Turn on Someone Else's Shower

Mom Said, "Go Play Outside."

Mom Said, "Go Play Outside."

A guy sitting out side with a computer, a little table, headphones and a chair.  Apparently, playing a video game.

 I use to try to get my parents to let me take a TV outside to play my neighbor's Atari 2600 with him when our parents wouldn't let us play inside.

Me and My Girlfriend. Just Kidding.

Me and My Girlfriend.  Just Kidding.

Two pictures.  The first one what appears like two sets of legs and a couple of pairs of shoes.  the second is a zoomed out picture of a guy bend over with shoes on his hands and feet.  The shoes on his hands are facing the ones on his feet to make it look like there are two people facing each other.

Are You Stuck?

Are You Stuck?

No you idiot, the combine needed a drink.

2011 VA Earthquake - We WILL Rebuild

2011 VA Earthquake - We WILL Rebuild

A plastic table and chairs with one chair tipped over on the lawn.

I Don't Always Go To The Gym But When I Do...

I Don't Always Go To The Gym But When I Do...

I have no idea what I'm doing.

A guy with his head under the leg pad on the leg lift machine at the gym.

Broke Chip In Dip

Broke Chip In Dip

Sent in recon to save it.  That broke too.

Yeah I'm Drunk...And I'm Sleeping Here

Yeah I'm Drunk...And I'm Sleeping Here

I'm Not the Type of Person You Should Put on Speaker Phone

I'm Not the Type of Person You Should Put on Speaker Phone

you're buying me drinks until you do

If we meet offline and you look nothing like your pics you're buying me drinks until you do.

Don't Forget Mother's Day

Don't Forget Mother's Day

I have a bad habit of laughing at serious moments.

I have a bad habit of laughing at serious moments.

Ever Catch a Glimpse of Yourself in a Mirror And It Just Ruins Your Day?

Ever Catch a Glimpse of Yourself in a Mirror And It Just Ruins Your Day?

That Mini Heart Attack When Someone Says "We need to talk."

That Mini Heart Attack When Someone Says "We need to talk."

You've already said, "What?" three times

That awkward moment when:
You've already said, "What?" three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.