Saturday, November 22, 2014

Push It. Push It Real Good.


Push It.  Push It Real Good.

Sign on a door to a business.

50 Shades of Gray Costume


50 Shades of Gray Costume

A guy wearing a shirt made of paint swatches.

I'm Not Bossy. I Just Know What You Should Be Doing.


I'm Not Bossy.  I Just Know What You Should Be Doing.

The Later I Get Here, The Quicker This Ends


My boss sent me home today.  Apparently, "The later I get here, the quicker this ends" isn't the right answer for "Why are you late?"

Friday, November 21, 2014

Fords Just Do the Best You Can


Speed Limit 65

Fords Just Do the Best You Can

Cereal Killer


Cereal Killer

A cat in an empty Kellog's Corn Pops box.

"Are They Twins?"


"Are They Twins?"

"No they are triplets!  Oh no!  Where did I put the other one?"