FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle...

FYI:  To whoever stole my water bottle...

It had my estrogen supplements in it.

Have fun with that!

:-)

A Quiet Man Is A Thinking Man. A Quiet Woman Is Usually Mad.

A Quiet Man Is A Thinking Man.  A Quiet Woman Is Usually Mad.

Women Never Know What They Want. Men Never Know What They Have.

Women Never Know What They Want.  Men Never Know What They Have.

Females Are Simple Bro

Females Are Simple Bro

With them yes mean yes, & no means yes, & no means no, & no means maybe, but maybe means yes, & maybe means no.

Stop Calling Our House a Box

When I pointed out to my husband that all my crafting stuff fits into one box, he said, "Stop calling our house a box."

They Rip Out Every Hair By Its Root and Yet Are Still Scared of Spiders

They Rip Out Every Hair By Its Root and Yet Are Still Scared of Spiders

What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.

Chocolate Is To Women What Duct Tape Is To Men

Chocolate Is To Women What Duct Tape Is To Men

It fixes everything!

It's a Good Day If I Wear Pants

I genuinely don't understand how other women have time and ambition to do their hair and makeup everyday.

It's a Good Day If I Wear Pants.

Men vs Women on Social Media

Men vs Women on Social Media

A woman with many microphones in front of her.  A man next to her with no microphone.

Women Who Say "I Want a Bad Boy" Are Clueless

Women Who Say "I Want a Bad Boy" Are Clueless

What you need is a man who will break someone's face for you, but will also make you breakfast in bed.

list of ways to win an argument with a woman

Below is a list of ways to win an argument with a woman:

Girls Compete With Each Other

Girls Compete With Each Other

Women empower one another.

What Are You Hunting, Flamingos?

I hate it when women wear pick camo.

What Are You Hunting, Flamingos?

1 Billion Bobby Pins

I have owned approximately 1 billion bobby Pins and hair bands.  Current I can find 5.  Maybe.  If I cross my eyes and make things go fuzzy.

When Women Put Makeup Over Their Pimples

When Women Put Makeup Over Their Pimples

A nut covered ice cream bar coated in white chocolate.

For All The Ladies Thinking Of Getting A Tattoo

For All The Ladies Thinking Of Getting A Tattoo

REMEMBER - When you get older a butterfly on the back becomes a buzzard in the crack.

Chicks Be Like...You Left The Toilet Seat Up

Chicks Be Like...You Left The Toilet Seat Up

A bathroom vanity covered with beauty products.

PMS 666

PMS 666

License Plate

Periods Are Ridiculous

Periods Are Ridiculous

I shouldn't be punished for not being pregnant.

She Doesn't Say "I Love You" Like a Normal Person

She Doesn't Say "I Love You" Like a Normal Person

Instead she'll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile, and say..."You're an idiot."

If she tells you you're an idiot, you are a lucky man.