I brushed my hair 3 days ago and I have no idea whose shirt this is.

Age 16:  Takes 4 hours to do hair and plan outfit.

Age 18:  Takes 2 hours to do hair and plan outfit.

Now:  I brushed my hair 3 days ago and I have no idea whose shirt this is.

They Rip Out Every Hair By Its Root and Yet Are Still Scared of Spiders

They Rip Out Every Hair By Its Root and Yet Are Still Scared of Spiders

What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.

Hey I Thought I'd Hang Out Everywhere You Look

Hey I Thought I'd Hang Out Everywhere You Look

Until you actually need me.

I Don't Always Floss

I Don't Always Floss

But when I do, I have a dentist appointment in 20 minutes.

Oh One of Those Pesky Hangnails. I'll Take Care of It.

Oh One of Those Pesky Hangnails.  I'll Take Care of It.

Steady.  Steady.

Picture of a finger with a hangnail.  Then a picture of it after he pulls on it and the skin peels all the way up his finger.

I Hate Brushing My Teeth at Night

I Hate Brushing My Teeth at Night

Because That Signifies That You Can't Have Anymore Food and I'm Just Never Ready For That Kind of Commitment.

Foot Soak

Foot Soak

Mix 1/4 cup Listerine (any kind but I like the blue), 1/4 cup vinegar and 1/2 cup of warm water. Soak feet for 10 minutes and when you take them out the dead skin will practically wipe off.