Every time a snowflake falls in the South

Teacher says, "Every time a snowflake falls in the South, a jug of milk and a loaf of bread disappears."

We Feel Old

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, and our joints are not delightful, since it's got so dang cold, we feel old, we feel old, we feel old.

My Favorite Thing About Winter Is When It's Over

My Favorite Thing About Winter Is When It's Over

And I Thought That Was Just A Figure of Speech

And I Thought That Was Just A Figure of Speech

A guy trying to unlock his car when the back of his pants and his rear falls off.

You Still Coming to Work Right?

Boss:  You Still Coming to Work Right?

Car covered to their roofs with snow.

Time To Blind Everyone With Your Pasty Winter Legs

Spring Is Here

Time To Blind Everyone With Your Pasty Winter Legs

Am I the Only One Who Likes Winter More Than Summer?

Am I the Only One Who Likes Winter More Than Summer?