Showing posts with label Desperate For Attention. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Desperate For Attention. Show all posts

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Post something passive aggressive in a Facebook status and don't explain the situation to anyone


I know you're upset.  Why don't you post something passive aggressive in a Facebook status and not explain the situation to anyone?  That usually helps.

Thursday, January 8, 2015

I Have a Bumper Sticker That Says "Honk If You Think I'm Sexy."


I Have a Bumper Sticker That Says "Honk If You Think I'm Sexy."

Then I just wait at green lights until I feel better about myself.

Saturday, November 8, 2014

People Who Say They Don't Care What People Think...


People Who Say They Don't Care What People Think...

Are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.