You Won't Escape an Awkward Situation by Ripping Off This Label

You Won't Escape an Awkward Situation by Ripping Off This Label

Things have gone silent which is probably why your undressing your drink.

But making label confetti isn't going to impress anyone.  Instead, talk about the time you caught a huge tuna with only your hands, even if you never have.  Anything's better than what you're doing now.