All That Spam

A collection of all the stuff I am bombarded with every day on Facebook and email and Twitter and so forth. Almost all of it is stuff that was sent to me and I did not request. I don't know where most of it came from other than the person that dropped it on me.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

No They Don't. Oh No They Don't

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One does not simply talk to their pet in a normal voice. No They Don't.  Oh No They Don't

Send me one of your funny jokes.

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My boss texted me, "Send me one of your funny jokes." I replied, "I'm working at the moment, I will send you one...

When I say I need a cat nap

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When I say I need a cat nap, I'm saying I need to sleep incessantly, only waking to eat, stretch and glare at people.

Get A Helmet

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Get A Helmet Someone came up to me and said get a life.  So I punched them in the face and said get a helmet.

Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires

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Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires No seriously, I've been furloughed.

Mom's Don't Get Weekends

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T.G.I.--Smack! Mom's Don't Get Weekends
Tuesday, October 15, 2013

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

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Really?  The next door neighbor has a new dog that will not stop baking. I Have No Idea What I'm Doing A dog with his paws on...
Monday, October 14, 2013

Did you forget to let the cat back in last night!??!

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Ummm....Honey? Did you forget to let the cat back in last night!??! A snow sculpture of a cat sitting outside on some tile.

Identifying Glass Accurate Results With Simple Tools by Whale

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Identifying Glass Accurate Results With Simple Tools by Whale Yep, it's glass.

Okay...Now What?

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Okay...Now What? A kitten straddling between blinds and the back of a chair.
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