Thursday, October 17, 2013

No They Don't. Oh No They Don't


One does not simply talk to their pet in a normal voice.

No They Don't.  Oh No They Don't

Send me one of your funny jokes.


My boss texted me, "Send me one of your funny jokes."

I replied, "I'm working at the moment, I will send you one later."

He replied, "That was fantastic!  Send me another one."

When I say I need a cat nap


When I say I need a cat nap, I'm saying I need to sleep incessantly, only waking to eat, stretch and glare at people.

Get A Helmet


Get A Helmet

Someone came up to me and said get a life.  So I punched them in the face and said get a helmet.



Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires


Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires

No seriously, I've been furloughed.

Mom's Don't Get Weekends


T.G.I.--Smack!

Mom's Don't Get Weekends

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Really?  The next door neighbor has a new dog that will not stop baking.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

A dog with his paws on the counter rolling a rolling pin.

Monday, October 14, 2013

Did you forget to let the cat back in last night!??!


Ummm....Honey?

Did you forget to let the cat back in last night!??!

A snow sculpture of a cat sitting outside on some tile.

Identifying Glass Accurate Results With Simple Tools by Whale


Identifying Glass
Accurate Results With Simple Tools
by Whale

Yep, it's glass.

Okay...Now What?


Okay...Now What?

A kitten straddling between blinds and the back of a chair.