Friday, September 27, 2013

Pilates of the Caribbean


Pilates of the Caribbean

Leg's straight, breath steady.  Feel the balance.  Fell the grace.  If your peg is too heavy, take it off.

A cartoon of pirates doing Pilates on the deck of a wooden ship.

it looks so wrong that I stare at it forever, questioning its existence


I hate that awkward moment when I spell a common word correctly, but it looks so wrong that I stare at it forever, questioning its existence.

In Liz and David's house everyone knew their place.


In Liz and David's house everyone knew their place.

A husband and wife sitting on the floor in front of a couch with five dog laying on the couch taking up the entire thing.

Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in a single sentence?


Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in a single sentence?

I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him


I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him

Daffy Duck being held by the abominable snow man.

We All Have Dreams


We All Have Dreams

C3-PO paining himself to look like Iron Man

The only productive part of me today has been my bladder.


The only productive part of me today has been my bladder.

Spent All Day Hunting for a Delicious Mouse


Spent All Day Hunting for a Delicious Mouse

Human won't eat it.

Break a Leg


Break a Leg

This theatrical expression originated in Music Hall / Vaudeville days around the 1800's.

Producers would have on stand-by as many different acts as possible to fill the bill.  It was not viable to pay every act, so if they didn't actually appear on stage, or get to break the visual pane of the leg line (wing masking), they received no fee.

"Break A Leg" became a good luck wish that you would be paid for a performance.

I'm running out of places to sit.


What?  You banned me from the bed, sofa, recliner, counter and tables.  I'm running out of places to sit.

Cat sitting on a blade of a ceiling fan.