Thursday, August 15, 2013

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

You can have pizza rolls or you can have spandex pants, but you can't have both.




You can have pizza rolls or you can have spandex pants, but you can't have both.

Being yourself has a price, and the reason we have so many me-toos in this world that very few are willing to pay it.





Being yourself has a price, and the reason we have so many me-toos in this world that very few are willing to pay it.

Of course I know you need this notepad




Of course I know you need this notepad.  Why do you think I am here?

Cat laying on a stack of papers, envelopes, and a notepad.

Yummy Sugar Free Brownies Recipe



Yummy Sugar Free Brownies Recipe

- Dairy Free! (No Splenda)

2 cups of Agave Nectar
1 cup of butter/margarine (Margarine if you want to keep it dairy free)
2 teaspoons of vanilla
4 eggs
3/4 of a cup of baking cocoa
1 cup of flour
1/2 of a teaspoon of baking powder
1/4 of a teaspoon of salt


Instructions:

1.

Preheat oven to 350 Degrees Fahrenheit.
2.

Grease and flour a 9 X 13inch pan.
("To flour a pan, grease the pan with butter. Spoon a generous amount of flour into the greased pan. Tilt the pan so the flour slides over all inside surfaces. Now Turn the pan over and tap vigorously to remove extra flour.")

3.

Microwave the butter in a microwave safe bowl until it is melted. Now Stir in the Agaven Nectar and Vanilla. Add the eggs one at a time, continually beating them. Add the unsweetened cocoa while still beating. Add the flour, baking powder and salt. Now Beat it until it's all fully mixed (And possibly Hospitalized).
4.

Pour the batter into the floured pan and then Bake in the over for 30-35 minutes or until the brownies begin to pull away from the pan sides.

My bed is more comfortable in the morning than it is at night.



My bed is more comfortable in the morning than it is at night.

Fantasy Football for girls



Pinterest

It's like Fantasy Football for girls.

Laying in bed scrolling your phone when it slips out of your hand and smacks you in the face.



Hate when this happens.

Laying in bed scrolling your phone when it slips out of your hand and smacks you in the face.

If Cinderella's show fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?



If Cinderella's show fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?

Teddy Bear Race Cars



Teddy Bear Race Cars

1 packet of mini Mars Bars or Milky Way chocolate bars
1 family packet of m & ms
1 box of Tiny Teddy cookies
1 quantity of icing sugar icing paste for glue ( mix half cup of icing sugar and a teaspoon of cocoa powder with a few drops of hot water)
Glue each of the 4 wheels (smarties) on to the sides of the milky way bars. Press into each center a tiny teddy cookie. Glue on an m & m steering wheel for each one.