I wanted to to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go.

I wanted to to lose 10 pounds this year.  Only 13 to go.

*follows diet*

*Follows diet*
*Diet doesn't follow back*
*Unfollows diet*

Called To the Ministry? You Won't Even Stack Chairs.

Called To the Ministry?  You Won't Even Stack Chairs.

We Could Access Your Electric Meter Because:

Other:  Massive spider attached to box - has red fangs.

You've Been Hit By...You've Been Struck By....A Smooth Caramel

You've Been Hit By...You've Been Struck By....A Smooth Caramel

Sometime I Wonder If I Spoil The Cat

Sometime I Wonder If I Spoil The Cat

Seeing him with his iPad in his yurt.

A Quiet Man Is A Thinking Man. A Quiet Woman Is Usually Mad.

A Quiet Man Is A Thinking Man.  A Quiet Woman Is Usually Mad.

Woman Posing as If She Is Vomiting a Scenic Waterfall While Someone Holds Her Hair Back

Woman Posing as If She Is Vomiting a Scenic Waterfall While Someone Holds Her Hair Back

What To Do After The Job Interview When You're Standing In A Closet That You Thought Was The Exit

What To Do After The Job Interview When You're Standing In A Closet That You Thought Was The Exit

I Make My Daughter Wear My Fitbit During Her Soccer Games

I Make My Daughter Wear My Fitbit During Her Soccer Games

While I sit on the sideline eating snacks.

Why Can't We Be Friends?

Why Can't We Be Friends?

Because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

Yoga Dog Takes It To a New Level

Yoga Dog Takes It To a New Level

Dad Found the Ultimate Way to Keep His Kid Busy

Dad Found the Ultimate Way to Keep His Kid Busy

A big board with spare parts attached to it.  Casters, combination lock, slide chain locks, an old calculator, an old phone, a toilet paper dispenser with empty roll on it and other various items.  Also a magnetic board with magnetic kids letters on it.

Bunk Beds For Seven

Bunk Beds For Seven

Two double beds on the bottom bunks.  Single bunks above the doubles.  A single bed connected the two upper bunks.

You Can't Eat Flowers

You Can't Eat Flowers

Cupcakes decorated with words and letters to spell out the previous sentence.