Describe the Feeling You Get When You Are on Dishes and Someone Pulls This Out to Cook Supper
Saturday, February 27, 2016
Describe the Feeling You Get When You Are on Dishes and Someone Pulls This Out to Cook Supper
Describe the Feeling You Get When You Are on Dishes and Someone Pulls This Out to Cook Supper
Wednesday, February 24, 2016
If You Put the Federal Government in Charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 Years There's Be a Shortage of Sand
If You Put the Federal Government in Charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 Years There's Be a Shortage of Sand
Tuesday, February 23, 2016
My Best Friend Isn't Allowed To Stop Being My Best Friend
My Best Friend Isn't Allowed To Stop Being My Best Friend
She knows entirely too much.
I Haven't Killed Mine Yet, So That's Good, Right?
My friends are all posting about how awesome their husbands are, and I'm like, "I Haven't Killed Mine Yet, So That's Good, Right?"
Saturday, February 20, 2016
I'm About to Give Birth to Chewbacca
If heartburn during pregnancy means you'll have a hairy baby...
I'm About to Give Birth to Chewbacca.
Who Wore It Better?
Who Wore It Better?
Hillary Clinton and Captain Kirk both wearing the same 60s brown yellow color.
Free Admission to Walk Disney World February 30th & 31st 2016
Free Admission to Walk Disney World February 30th & 31st 2016
Thursday, February 18, 2016
The Characters From the Last TV Show You Watched Are Mounting a Rescue
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are mounting a rescue. Who's coming to save you?
Wednesday, February 17, 2016
Tired of Yelling to Get Your Kid's Attention? Try These:
-Use the bathroom
-Make a phone call
-Relax on the couch
-Open a chocolate bar
Yeah, That Sounds Worth It
So, if I put the kids in daycare and work, I'll bring home exactly $56 after paying for daycare.
Yeah, That Sounds Worth It
Tuesday, February 16, 2016
Jeeve, Put Up My Finest Curtains
Jeeves, Put Up My Finest Curtains
I'd like to go climbing.
An antiqued photo of a cat in a button up shirt and a bow tie.
You Look Out Your Window And See This...What Do You Do?
You Look Out Your Window And See This...What Do You Do?
Monday, February 15, 2016
I Hath Indeed Mortally Wounded the Constable
I Hath Indeed Mortally Wounded the Constable
However, I firmly deny firing a high velocity projectile at his squire.
Would You Drive Me?
Would You Drive Me?
Classic Volkswagen Beetle decorated in rainbow colors and flowers.
How Much Better Would Life Be If A Liar's Pants Really Did Catch Fire?
How Much Better Would Life Be If A Liar's Pants Really Did Catch Fire?
How many times would our own pants catch fire?
Black and White Photo of 1960s Batman and Robin in the Batmobile
Black and White Photo of 1960s Batman and Robin in the Batmobile
Saturday, February 13, 2016
The Face You Make After Watching the Puppy Monkey Baby Commercial
The Face You Make After Watching the Puppy Monkey Baby Commercial
Friday, February 12, 2016
Bathroom Selfies
Bathroom Selfies
Two dogs in a bathroom one running up to the camera, making a crazy face.
Mornings Are Hard
Mornings Are Hard
Coffee cup placed upside down on the coffee maker. Consequently, coffee bounced off it and all over the counter.
Wednesday, February 10, 2016
Sometimes I Wish I Was An Octopus, So I Could Slap 8 People at a Time
Sometimes I Wish I Was An Octopus, So I Could Slap 8 People at a Time
Saturday, February 6, 2016
Thursday, February 4, 2016
Who Else Does This When They Get Bitten?
Who Else Does This When They Get Bitten?
An X pushed into a mosquito bite.
Wednesday, February 3, 2016
Well, There's the Problem. I Have No Idea What I'm Doing.
Well, There's the Problem. I Have No Idea What I'm Doing.
A cat laying on its back under a car next to a toolbox.
Monday, February 1, 2016
President Deiter F Uchtdorf, Col.Gail Halverson and Actor Harrison Ford.
Former airline pilot, President Deiter F Uchtdorf with “The Candy Bomber,” Col. Gail Halverson and actor Harrison Ford.