Two Chipmunks Dressed As Pilgrims
They are holding a fork and spoon.
Thursday, November 26, 2015
Two Chipmunks Dressed As Pilgrims
Two Chipmunks Dressed As Pilgrims
They are holding a fork and spoon.
Have a Safe and Wonderful Turkey Day
I hope ya'll have safe travels and a wonderful Turkey Day! Thank you, to the men and women who served and those still serving our country around the world.
All Fridays Matter
For those of you fighting about "Black Friday", remember one thing...
All Fridays Matter
Happy Thanksgiving To All of My Family and Friends
Happy Thanksgiving To All of My Family and Friends
Have a great day.
Getting your entire dysfuctional family under the same roof and hoping the police don't get called
Thanksgiving is all about getting your entire dysfuctional family under the same roof and hoping the police don't get called.
Wednesday, November 25, 2015
I Talk To Myself Because Sometimes I Need Expert Advice
I Talk To Myself Because Sometimes I Need Expert Advice
If I Get Out of Bed at 4 AM on Black Friday
If I Get Out of Bed at 4 AM on Black Friday
I'm Hunting.
Shot My First Turkey Today
Shot My First Turkey Today
Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section. It was awesome!!
Every time a snowflake falls in the South
Teacher says, "Every time a snowflake falls in the South, a jug of milk and a loaf of bread disappears."
Tuesday, November 24, 2015
Those Who Don't Make Mistakes Rarely Make Anything
Those Who Don't Make Mistakes Rarely Make Anything
What If Today We Were Just Grateful For Everything
What If Today We Were Just Grateful For Everything
Because My Dog Is Sleeping On My Lap
Tell whoever it is that I can't come to the phone because my dog is sleeping on my lap and if I get up, I will disturb him.
This Is Me Thinking About Thanksgiving
This Is Me Thinking About Thanksgiving
A woman riding a kayak down a river of mashed potatoes and gravy.
Monday, November 23, 2015
Saturday, November 21, 2015
They Don't Make Light Up Transformers Shoes in Adult Sizes
My wife has no idea how lucky she is that they don't make light up Transformers shoes in adult sizes.
Just Sent My Daughter & Her Homework Into a Clothing Mall
Just Sent My Daughter & Her Homework Into a Clothing Mall
Because people there are always asking if they can help you.
I Can Think of 15 Million Christians Who Don't Care About Coffee Cups
I Can Think of 15 Million Christians Who Don't Care About Coffee Cups
Friday, November 13, 2015
Any Friday I'm at Work and Not Home Watching TV Is Unlucky
Any Friday I'm at Work and Not Home Watching TV Is Unlucky
Not just Friday the 13th.
Thursday, November 12, 2015
To All The Veterans Who Have Ever Served Our Country - Thank You
To All The Veterans Who Have Ever Served Our Country - Thank You
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
I May Not Be Able To Fill Their Shoes
I May Not Be Able To Fill Their Shoes
But I will always support our troops.
Thanksgiving Is / Veterans Day Is
Thanksgiving Is / Veterans Day Is
Thanksgiving Day is a day when we pause to give thanks for the things we have.
Veterans Day is a day when we pause to give thanks to the people who fought for the things we have.
Soldiers Are The Reason Terrorists Can't Sleep At Night
Soldiers Are The Reason Terrorists Can't Sleep At Night
And the reason you can.
Send This Poppy All Around the World For Our War Heroes
Share to show your respect for our war heroes.
Monday, November 9, 2015
Now That November Is Here, We Can Focus On The Important Stuff
Now That November Is Here, We Can Focus On The Important Stuff
Raise Your Hand If You Think I Should Moderate a Democrat Debate
Raise Your Hand If You Think I Should Moderate a Democrat Debate
Rush Limbaugh
Saturday, November 7, 2015
I'm Glad You're Learning To Laugh At Yourself
I'm Glad You're Learning To Laugh At Yourself
That was kind of getting awkward for the rest of us.
You Were Given This Life Because You Were Strong Enough To Live It
You Were Given This Life Because You Were Strong Enough To Live It
That MOMent when you realize you are rocking back and forth
That MOMent when you realize you are rocking back and forth but not actually holding a baby.
You Pick A Shirt Up Off The Floor And This Is Under It
You Pick A Shirt Up Off The Floor And This Is Under It
What do you do?
Wednesday, November 4, 2015
I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday
Dear Monday,
I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday.
Sincerely,
It's not me, It's you.
