That Moment Your Partner Calls Hearts Trump
A Eucker hand with all spades and two black jacks.
Wednesday, July 22, 2015
That Moment Your Partner Calls Hearts Trump
That Moment Your Partner Calls Hearts Trump
A Eucker hand with all spades and two black jacks.
Wednesday, July 15, 2015
Good Thing This Is Canada!
If This Was Another Country, We'd Have To Tell You That This Coffee May Be Hot. Good Thing This Is Canada!
If I Make You Breakfast In Bed, A Simple 'Thank You' Is All I Need
If I Make You Breakfast In Bed, A Simple 'Thank You' Is All I Need
Not all this 'how did you get in my house?' business.
Tuesday, July 14, 2015
Warning Alcohol Impairs Judgement
Warning Alcohol Impairs Judgement
Picture of a man with a bottle of alcohol kissing a fish.
Yeah, If You Could Just Finish Showering And Feed Me, That'd Be Great
Yeah, If You Could Just Finish Showering And Feed Me, That'd Be Great
Monday, July 13, 2015
Saturday, July 11, 2015
When You Finish Your Drink And Something Tickles Your Lip
When You Finish Your Drink And Something Tickles Your Lip,
so you have a look in your mug.
Chuck Norris Once Urinated In A Semi's Gas Tank
Chuck Norris Once Urinated In A Semi's Gas Tank As A Joke
That semi is now known as Optimus Prime.
Friday, July 10, 2015
A List of People I Trust To Babysit My Child
A List of People I Trust To Babysit My Child
A person squinting at a tiny piece of paper.
Wednesday, July 8, 2015
Why You Insist on Putting Plants on Our Observation Post Is Beyond Me
Why You Insist on Putting Plants on Our Observation Post Is Beyond Me
Tuesday, July 7, 2015
We Examined Your Stool Sample
We Examined Your Stool Sample
Mike: It was delicious.
Same: Shut up Mike.
Saturday, July 4, 2015
Highway Hotcakes
Highway Hotcakes
A truck pulling a trailer down the highway with a giant stack of pancake on it.
Amish Buggy Pulling a General Lee Decorated Fishing Boat
Amish Buggy Pulling a General Lee Decorated Fishing Boat
It's called Diet because all the other 4-letter words were taken
It's called Diet because all the other 4-letter words were taken.
Wow That Lean Cuisine Really Filled Me Up
"Wow that Lean Cuisine really filled me up," said no one ever.
Eat Them Too
Diet Ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
Thursday, July 2, 2015
Deaths of Children
Hypocrisy
Blaming every law abiding gun owner for deaths of children, while supporting abortion.
Yes she's annoying
Yes she's annoying, but I love her and if you touch her I'll chew your face off.
A little girl examining a big dog with a stethoscope.
Now it is worth $58,065,210,000
If anyone is having a bad day. Remember that today in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it is worth $58,065,210,000.
Post something passive aggressive in a Facebook status and don't explain the situation to anyone
I know you're upset. Why don't you post something passive aggressive in a Facebook status and not explain the situation to anyone? That usually helps.
Click if you think Hilary and Bill Clinton are both liars
Click if you think Hilary and Bill Clinton are both liars.
What's the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale?
What's the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale?
A Northern fairy tale begins like this: "Once upon a time."
A Southern fairy tale begins like this: "Y'all ain't gonna believe this!"
Because I Can't Throw A Rock 1155 Feet Per Second
A Gun, Because I Can't Throw A Rock 1155 Feet Per Second
Superman Has Nowhere To Change
We can only blame ourselves for all the crime and violence today. We removed all the phone booths and now Superman has nowhere to change.
A 2% Tax Increase On A Breakfast Beverage
200 years ago, you guys were ready to fight over a 2% tax increase on a breakfast beverage. What happened.