Happiness Is...Annoying Your Sister
Saturday, April 25, 2015
Thursday, April 23, 2015
Children Need To Learn To Take Responsibility For Their Actions So That...
Children Need To Learn To Take Responsibility For Their Actions So That...
They do not become adults believing that nothing is ever their fault.
Let's Do Something Really Scary
We could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts.
There's No Way I Was Born Just To Pay Bills And Die
There's No Way I Was Born Just To Pay Bills And Die
How Can I Be Ready For the Future When I'm Not Even Ready To Get Up in the Morning
How Can I Be Ready For the Future When I'm Not Even Ready To Get Up in the Morning
That Moment You Lower The Music When Looking for the Street Address
That Moment You Lower The Music When Looking for the Street Address...
So You Can See Better
Sometimes You Will Never Know The Value of a Moment Until It Becomes a Memory
Sometimes You Will Never Know The Value of a Moment Until It Becomes a Memory
Tuesday, April 21, 2015
Conversations Really Are The Best After 3 AM
Conversations Really Are The Best After 3 AM
The heavier the eyelids, the sincerer the words and silence is not awkward, it's shared.
I Don't Always Wake Up Early Without An Alarm
I Don't Always Wake Up Early Without An Alarm
But when I do, it's a weekend.
Be Careful Who You Open Up To
Be Careful Who You Open Up To
Only a few people actually care, the rest just want to have something to gossip about.
No Dumping Violators Will Be Prosecuted
No Dumping Violators Will Be Prosecuted
A sign placed outside a weight room bathroom after some repeated unfortunate incidents.
Women Who Say "I Want a Bad Boy" Are Clueless
Women Who Say "I Want a Bad Boy" Are Clueless
What you need is a man who will break someone's face for you, but will also make you breakfast in bed.
When I Told You I Was Normal, I May Have Exaggerated Slightly
When I Told You I Was Normal, I May Have Exaggerated Slightly
Monday, April 20, 2015
Saturday, April 18, 2015
Thor Is a Jerk
Thor Is a Jerk
Spider-man needing to go to bathroom really badly and Thor has put the lid down and put his hammer on it.
I Wish Facebook Would Notify When Someone Unfriends Me, That Way I Could Like It
I Wish Facebook Would Notify When Someone Unfriends Me, That Way I Could Like It
I'm Not Short, I'm Just Compact And Ridiculously Adorable
I'm Not Short, I'm Just Compact And Ridiculously Adorable
Thursday, April 9, 2015
I just bought $200 worth of groceries...
I just bought $200 worth of groceries...
then I ordered in pizza because I didn't feel like cooking after the hassle of buying groceries.
Monday, April 6, 2015
Friday, April 3, 2015
Department of Elf Surveillance Official Warning
Department of Elf Surveillance Official Warning
A form for issuing a warning to children about naughty behavior by Santa's Elves.
