Vintage Birth Control
A stork carrying a bundle toward a window. A couple are leaning out the window swinging brooms and towels and umbrellas at it.
Monday, March 30, 2015
Vintage Birth Control
Vintage Birth Control
A stork carrying a bundle toward a window. A couple are leaning out the window swinging brooms and towels and umbrellas at it.
Saturday, March 28, 2015
On the Internet You Can Be Anything You Want
On the Internet You Can Be Anything You Want
It's strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
...And Then I Heard a Loud Bang and When I Turned Back Her Was Gone
...And Then I Heard a Loud Bang and When I Turned Back Her Was Gone.
Two nails talking with on a board with a nail head flush on the board.
Friday, March 27, 2015
Finds a Random Corpse in the Woods...Kisses It
Finds a Random Corpse in the Woods...Kisses It
...aaaand that tells you everything you need to know about men.
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
So How Was School?
So How Was School?
A leopard sitting in the front seat turned back looking in the back seat.
You Posted Our Robbery Plan on Facebook???
You Posted Our Robbery Plan on Facebook???
Do your friends over share on Facebook?
Two robbers getting caught by police robbing a bank.
Tuesday, March 24, 2015
I Open the Window For a Second to Let a Fly Out
I Open the Window For a Second to Let a Fly Out
and 10 flies, 6 mosquitoes, 3 moths, 2 mice, and a Jehovah's witness get in.
Monday, March 23, 2015
A Toddler Drinking From a Baby Deer Feeding Bottle Station
A Toddler Drinking From a Baby Deer Feeding Bottle Station
Saturday, March 21, 2015
If I won the lottery, one of the first things I would do is...
Fill in the Blank:
If I won the lottery, one of the first things I would do is __________________.
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
Saturday, March 14, 2015
Rihanna - Diamonds Don't Shine...
Rihanna - Diamonds Don't Shine...
It's "REFRACT LIGHT like a diamond"
Friday, March 13, 2015
Thursday, March 12, 2015
I Won't Be Impressed With Technology Until I Can Download Food
I Won't Be Impressed With Technology Until I Can Download Food
Friday, March 6, 2015
We've All Thought This At One Point About a Staple Remover
We've All Thought This At One Point About a Staple Remover
It looks like a dragon.
Thursday, March 5, 2015
This Frog Is Happy Because He Eat Whatever Bugs Him
This Frog Is Happy Because He Eat Whatever Bugs Him
Plastic Covers With Superhero Symbols and Colors On Them To Go Over IV Bags
Plastic Covers With Superhero Symbols and Colors On Them To Go Over IV Bags
They tell kids these have a secret formula in them to make them strong.
Covers with Batman, Superman, Green Lantern, and Wonder Woman. These are all DC comic book characters.
This Is How My Nightmares Start
This Is How My Nightmares Start
A really skinny rope bridge across a wide canyon.
I Do What I Want - Cut a Triangle Piece Out of the Center of a Pizza
I Do What I Want - Cut a Triangle Piece Out of the Center of a Pizza
Tuesday, March 3, 2015
12 years public school and I don't know how to do my taxes
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?
The fact that I just spent 12 years in the public education system and I still don't know how to do my taxes.
How To Write In Chinese
How To Write In Chinese
1. Open a packet of Top Ramen.
2. Color on one side of the ramen with a sharpie.
3. Press the colored side to a paper.
4. Lift from the paper and witness the writing.
Monday, March 2, 2015
I Don't Always Herdy Dur Mur Flerpty Floopin
I Don't Always Herdy Dur Mur Flerpty Floopin
But when I do, I yer der shmer dor her der foomty, der shoopin flerpty dur.