Thursday, February 28, 2013
If the screams from my truck bother you turn the radio up.
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
That awkward moment when you realize you don't have a cat.
I have a feeling this is going to be a short fight.
It's okay little piggy. You don't have to go to market if you don't want to.
I want you to know that whatever problems you're having, I'm here to read about it on Facebook.
When you order online Domino's tells you the name of your delivery driver.
Tuesday, February 26, 2013
The Deadly Facts About Water
Water can be chemically synthesized by burning rocket fuel.
Water is one of the primary ingredients in herbicides and pesticides.
Over consumption can cause excessive sweating, urination, and even death.
Water is the leading cause of drowning.
100% of all serial killers, rapists, and drug dealings have admitted to drinking water.
100 percent of all people exposed to water will die.
My Monday mourning always begins on Sunday afternoon.
The purpose of the constitution is to limit the power of the federal government NOT the American people.